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‘Action Dan’

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What does “Action” Dan Harrington want the poker world to know about him? “As little as possible,” he said, grinning from ear to ear. And he’s not kidding! Perhaps that’s why not much has been written about this talented, consistent, highly accomplished, ruddy-faced Irishman, who can often be seen peering out from under his familiar bright green Boston Red Sox cap.

One of Dan’s greatest skills is gathering information at the poker table while simultaneously disclosing very little about himself or his game. He loves it when people are chatting at the table, because that gives him information. He loves it when other people wear headsets, because they are not privy to the valuable subtleties that occur at the table. He is an information hound. Like a finely tuned computer, he stores each piece of data methodically and then relies upon that information in his decision-making process.

He actually exhausted himself so much in the championship event of the World Series of Poker last year when he finished third that he had a game plan this year that included consciously not paying complete attention all six days, for fear that his stamina wouldn’t last. His plan paid off — to the tune of one and a half million dollars. Good plan.

Dan Who?

Dan Harrington hugs Jack Binion — and a million bucks — after winning the 1995 World Series of Poker.

If you are not acquainted with “Action” Dan Harrington or his accomplishments, he is a top money winner at the WSOP, having raked in about $3.5 million. He was at the final table in the championship event in both 2003 and 2004, when the fields contained 839 and 2,576 players, respectively. In 2003, he won $650,000 for finishing third, and in 2004, he won $1.5 million for fourth place. These amounts of money are staggering compared to the other luminaries who not only made it to the final table two years in a row, but went even further and won back-to-back championships.

Back-to-Back Champions

Let’s take a look the at back-to-back champions and the amounts of prize money they won in their back-to-back wins:

Johnny Moss — 1970 (voted the champion by his peers) and 1971 ($30,000)

“Texas Dolly” Doyle Brunson — 1976 ($220,000) & 1977 ($340,000)

Stu Ungar — 1980 ($385,000) & 1981 ($375,000)

Johnny Chan — 1987 ($625,000) & 1988 ($700,000)

Compare those extraordinary results with Dan’s astonishing back-to-back final-table performances and draw your own conclusion about his consistency.

Did I mention his performance in 1995? He played in the WSOP $2,500 buy-in no-limit hold’em tournament and won it, pocketing $249,000. Then, he went home, rested up, and came back and won the 1995 WSOP $10,000 buy-in championship event for a big fat million bucks!

The final hand of the 1995 World Series of Poker

Who is Dan Harrington? He is the player’s player who consistently brings home the bacon. If poker were a team sport, Dan would be the kind of teammate you’d rely upon …

George’s QQ Online Premiership Club

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There were a couple of perfect scores for the wee lad last weekend – 3 in fact. Georgie correctly predicted the results of Liverpool v Newcastle,  Swansea v Everton and QPR v Chelsea. The big match in the Premier League this weekend is at Stamford Bridge where Champions elect Chelsea face an inform Manchester United  fresh from their derby demolition of Manchester City. City face the Hammers at the Etihad and both managers at this game could be looking for other QQ Online clubs after the end of the season if the gossip columns are to be believed.


At the bottom Burnley have a difficult away game against Everton while Leicester face Swansea at the King Power.


Saturday, 18 April 2015


Crystal Palace 2 v West Brom 1

Everton 2 v Burnley 1

Leicester 2 v Swansea 1

Stoke 1 v Southampton 1

Chelsea 1 v Man Utd 0


Sunday, 19 April 2015


Man City 2 v West Ham 0


Newcastle 1 v Spurs 1


This weekend sees the FA Cup semi-finals take place at Wembley. First up, holders Arsenal will look to move a step closer to lifting the trophy again when they take on Championship side Reading, before Brendan Rodgers bids to make his first major final when his Liverpool side play Aston Villa.


Elsewhere, in the Premier League, leaders Chelsea will bid to extend their advantage at the top when they host Man Utd at Stamford Bridge, while Man City meet West Ham looking for their third straight home win and Newcastle battle Tottenham at St James’ Park.


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Eduardo Galeano, a football lyricist


“In his life a man can change his wife, his political party or his religion but he cannot change his football team.”


I was sad to hear of the passing of writer Eduardo Galeano aged 74.


Based on his experiences as fascist dictatorships took power in his native Uruguay (where he was jailed) and then in Argentina, where he had escaped to, the Montividean wrote much pressing journalism, including the seminal study of South America’s exploitation, “The Open Veins of Latin America”, a book Hugo Chavez famously handed to Barack Obama on camera.


But Galeano also never lost his love of football and penned one of the great soccer books, “Futbol a Sol y Sombra’ – “Football in Sun and Shadow”/ “Soccer in Sun and Shadow”, a lyrical reflection on a life of love for the Beautiful Game.


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All hail the reign of the beautiful Qq Poker Online Spain

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So dreams can come true. Even Spanish footballing ones. And they can even come true in a wondrous way.


The Cava is still flowing and rightly so. In winning Euro 2008, Spain ended a quest for silverware that at 44 years’ length, two more than England’s, had defied all sense of fairness or logic.


But that they laid their hoodoo to rest in such style makes them the toast of the soccer world. Not since the Netherlands in the World Cup of 1974, or the Hungarians in 1954, has a nation playing such dazzling football reached the final of a major tournament. Unlike Cruyff’s and Puskas’ teams however, the Spanish vaulted the Qq Poker Online Germans at the last hurdle. The heart has beaten the head at last and the Beautiful Game is new again.


Their 1-0 win was not as delightful as their earlier victories in the Alps, but there was still enough of their mesmerizing passing and movement to leave nobody in any doubt that in more ways than one, the best team of the tournament had triumphed.


Germany suffered from Michael Ballack’s woes; having missed Saturday training, he took a bloody wound to the eye and got himself booked in a frustrating first 45. Then Philipp Lahm, another key player, fatally hesitated to let Fernando Torres score before leaving the side at half time. In the second half, the Germans looked oddly jaded and unable to test Iker Casillas in Spain’s goal, but even had fortune been on their side, you suspect the Spanish would still have been too strong for them.


This was indeed a victory for football, if we believe the game at its best is about aesthetics and not just winning. The soccer world had believed for so long that strength, hard work and organisation were the keys to victory, that we had forgotten about the entertaining by-product the fans so adore.


Flair players are have been considered liabilities in the quest for results, so set against this background, Spain’s win comes as an refreshing counterblast to the prevailing consensus.


Watching them labour to a 1-0 win over the USA in Santander on the eve of the competition, I saw enough of a midfield loaded with attacking talent to know they would be a force at the finals, and I tipped a team from the Iberian Peninsula to win, though I still felt a fit and on-song Germany could edge them thanks to their superior big-game mentality.


I was wrong – Spain had that inner steel to balance their twinkle toes. Confidence, that most powerful yet elusive weapon a team can posess, stayed with them until the end. Where the Netherlands, the other truly impressive team from the first round failed, the Spanish succeeded. Their self-belief saw off the challenge of the impressive Russians, devastatingly so (3-0) in the semi-final, before their prowess prevailed once more when Vienna called.


A final is like …

Baccarat – Togel Online

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Once upon a time, to play baccarat, had to be put on tuxedo and the game was surrounded by an atmosphere of elegance and exquisiteness. It is believed that Bakkara was presented to the royal court in France at the beginning of the XIX century during the reign of Louis-Philippe. Rules Bakkara described as in art books, and movies. The most famous amateur Bakkara – the legendary James Bond. He frequented casinos in the evenings, always choosing a table, which was played in baccarat.


Today, thanks to the internet in the casino, you can look at any time and in any clothing. However Baccarat online from this was the only interesting. Indeed, it can successfully play as a beginner or a professional. The most attractive in Baccarat and Baccarat online is that rates are low and sometimes «symbolic», and the advantage of a relatively small casino, so people can understand at first, and then incorporated into the game more seriously.


What is the meaning

Baccarat – this is a simple Togel Online game where players are basically hoping to fate. Typically, the table is up to 16 people, but has always played in two hands, the rest just make bets on someone who, in their view, would benefit. The aim of baccarat and Baccarat online – to dial nine or near the maximum number of points.


The player and banker «Dark» is dealt two cards. Looking received a combination of player Baccarat decide – to take or not take a third card, which is served in clear. After taking account of the cash, and again each participant Baccarat online finds their scores.


Scoring points

In Baccarat, as well as Baccarat online, play a 6 packs (small table), or 8 decks (large table) on 52 cards. It depends on the number of participants. Points are considered to be as follows: ace gives one point, any images, and a dozen – do not give anything. But the remaining cards in Baccarat online valued at par – «deuce» gives 2 points, while «nine» – 9. Points are added up, and if the result is a more than 9, then subtracted all the dozens. Eventually, at the hands of baccarat players will always be the sum of scores from 0 to nine.


The advantage of online

When you play Baccarat online may well be to increase its capital, although it happens slowly. The payment of winnings in Bakkara online at a cost of the player (Ponte) happens 1:1, as well as with the rate on cash (Banco). But in the latter case, you will need to have to pay about 5% of the casino commission. The money accumulated during the game, and brought up after Baccarat.


A much more attractive in this game is picking «draw», where the payment is considered to be 1 to 8 or even 9. Here are just a lottery in «draw» is much less than victory for the player, and the …

Cara Menangkan Jutaan Bandarqq Rupiah Di Agen Judi Online

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Cara Menangkan Jutaan Rupiah Di Agen Judi Online AreataruhanAdalah kenikmatan tersendiri tentunya, mengembangkan dan memetik keuntungan dalam jumlah yang tidak sedikit, dalam waktu singkat dan bisa dilakukan kapan saja dan dimana saja. merupakan sebuah sportbook yang layak Anda coba, sebab kami memiliki segala jenis keunggulan daripada sportbook lain. Mengatongi ijin atau lisensi langsung dari rumah – rumah judi besar dunia, bersiap melansir sebuah entitas bisnis berjudul Bola Tangkas Online yang mampu merangkul para penggila judi dan taruhan dari berbagai pelosok tanah air. Selain mudah, keuntungan lain yang bisa Anda dapatkan adalah akses dan transaksi keungannya tidak berbelit – belit, cepat, dan tentunya aman. Kenapa aman? sebagai sportbook terbesar dan terpercaya merupakan sebuah entitas yang memiliki relasi dari berbagai lapisan masyarakat. Dan selain itu, adalah sebuah sportbook berbasis online, maka dari itulah semua aktivitas Anda disini dijamin kelancaran, keamanan, dan kerahasiaanya.


Dalam dunia yang semakin meluasnya animo masyarakat terhadap olah raga sepak bola adalah sebuah keniscayaan, jika hal tersebut berbanding lurus dengan kian merebaknya usaha – usaha untuk memperkaya diri sendiri dari bidang olah raga tersebut. Contohnya banyak, dari yang membeli aset klub itu sendiri, menginvestasikan saham sebagai sponsor, hingga yang paling mudah adalah dengan menginvestasikan uang pribadi di rumah – rumah judi untuk ikut taruhan. Dari sekian contoh yang disebutkan tentunya Anda pasti lebih tertarik kepada yang terakhir kami sebut. Ya, tidak lain adalah taruhan pertandingan sepak bola, sebuah cara yang sederhana, cepat, dan mudah untuk mengais rejeki dari olah raga si kulit bundar. Dan mulai dari alasan tersebutlah, dengan Bola Tangkas Online yang tak lain adalah bandar judi terbesar dan terpercaya hadir di tengah khalayak pecinta sepak bola sekaligus pecandu taruhan, untuk mengakomodasi segala keinginan dan nafsu Anda dalam rangka memenangkan bonus hadiah bertubi – tubi, dengan cepat, mudah Bandarqq dan pastinya aman.


Untuk para member resmi yang baru saja bergabung, memberikan keringanan dalam bentuk deposito atau saldo awal. Kemudian disusul dengan fasilitas – fasilitas lain untuk

kepentingan dan pemantik kepiawaian Anda dalam menentukan strategi taruhan. Sebuah laman web terbaik dan terlengkap sebagai dedeikasi dari Bola Tangkas Online, rumah judi terbesar dan terpercaya memberikan Anda berbagai fitur informatif setiap harinya. Mulai dari schedule pertandingan olah raga dari domestik hingga manca negara yang lengkap dengan handicapnya, lalu berita – berita olah raga teraktual yang semua itu bisa Anda buka kapan saja dan dimana saja. Sebuah interaksi tanpa batas memang, mengingat semakin majunya teknologi dan semakin memudahkan untuk mengakses informasi. Fasilitas lain yang bisa Anda akses setiap saat adalah withdraw pertandingan. Dari sekian banyak pertandingan yang digelar setiap harinya, Anda bisa dengan bebas memilih tim mana dan seberapa besaran taruhan Anda, dan itu semua bisa Anda lakukan saat itu juga.


Blackjack is King of the bola88 card games

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Although it may not be as popular as the slot machines, Blackjack is King of the card games. Simple to learn, Blackjack is one of the few online casino games that can actually return a Player’s Advantage when played with accurate strategy. There are several variations of Blackjack, more of which can be found on the internet than in land-based casinos.


Blackjack can be played with as little as one deck and up to eight, and depending on the version, can be played with one hand or multiple hands at a time. Although you are more likely to find higher table minimums in land-based casinos, online blackjack is accommodating to every bankroll and can normally be played with stakes as low as $1.


The objective of blackjack bola88 is to shape a hand near a point total of twenty-one without going over (busting). All cards are worth their numeric value, while face cards (Jacks/Queens/Aces) are worth ten points and Aces are worth 1 or 11 points, depending on which value will get the hand closer to twenty-one without going over.


All games are played between the player and dealer, with each being dealt two initial cards. The only difference is that one of the dealer’s cards is facedown. The player must then make a decision to draw additional cards (hit) or abstain from drawing (stand). In between, options to take insurance, surrender a hand, split hands and doubling bet amounts will present themselves.


This is where the Basic Blackjack strategy has its advantage. Based on mathematical odds, the strategy informs players when to take the appropriate actions, depending on what the dealer’s upturned card is and the total value of the player’s hand. As the case is in any casino game, there is no guarantee of winning at blackjack. However, if the basic strategy is used with 100% accuracy 100% of the time, a player will at least come out even.


Here are a few tips to keep in mind: Do not take Insurance if it is offered to you (when the dealer is showing an Ace) and seek out games that pay 3 to 2 for a blackjack, as opposed to 6 to 5. You won’t have to worry so much about this when playing blackjack at online casinos. However, if you ever do come across blackjack that pays 6 to 5, turn around and walk the other way. Lastly, if you take the time to learn the basic strategy, which you should if you are serious about winning, begin by learning to spot patterns in the strategy so as to understand why it functions the way it does. Then, put the strategy to the test in an online casino that allows you to open a fun-money account.


Judi Secara Internasional Bisa Di Lakukan Dengan Internet

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Judi Casino Royale membahas informasi menarik seputar betting online. Ternyata Judi Secara Internasional Bisa Di Lakukan Dengan Internet. Semakin maju nya jaman sekarang ini memang melakukan kegiatan judi semakin mudah saja untuk di lakukan dengan menggunakan media internet. internet memang menjawab segalanya. Banyak hal yang bisa semakin mudah untuk bisa di lakukan dengan menggunakan internet ini. melakukan kegiatan judi pun semakin mudah saja dengan adanya internet ini. mereka lebih bisa melakukan kegiatan judi di internet dengan bisa lebih bebas.


Perkembangan teknologi memang dimanfaatkan oleh semua lapis masyarakat untuk mencari uang. Seperti hal nya dengan bermain judi via online yang lebih aman dan nyaman. Permainan yang dilakukan secara online lebih memberikan pelayanan yang terbaik bagi para member nya dari pada judi offline atau rumahan yang tidak pernah memikirkan keselamatan para membernya.


Judi secara tingkat internasional pun akan bisa di lakukan dengan menggunakan media internet seperti sekarang ini. bermediakan internet semua bisa di jangkau , melakukan kegiatan judi ini anda akan bisa melakukan nya dengan teman baru yang lebih bayak yang tak hanya datang dari dalam negeri saja namun malah banyak dari negara luar.  poker online Judi tingkat internasional ini memang lah sebuah hal yang aman sangat di sukai oleh banyak kalangan yang ingin melakukan kegiatan judi. untung juga lebih besar dengan melakukan judi secara internasional ini karena lingkup nya juga lebih luas sehingga uang pun juga semakin besar.


Mendapatkan Keuntungan Dengan Taruhan Online


Judi Casino Royale mengulas info tentang Mendapatkan Keuntungan Dengan Taruhan Online. Melakukan kegiatan yang berbau keberuntungan memang lah salah satu kegiatan yang bisa mudah untuk di lakukan. melakukan kegiatan yang sifatnya keberuntungan ialah dengan melakukan kegiatan berjudi. Kegiatan berjudi memang kegiatan yang banyak mengandalkan keberuntungan. Keberuntungan yang di miliki oleh seseorang pemain judi memang lah yang akan sangat menentukan seberapa besar uang atau hasil di dalam melakukan kegiatan berjudi yang akan di peroleh.


Dengan melakukan kegiatan berjudi taruhan ini juga bisa membuat anda mudah untuk mendapatkan keuntungan. Keuntungan akan bisa anda dapatkan di dalam melakukan kegiatan taruhan. Cara melakukan kegiatan taruhan ini juga tak sulit sehingga banyak masyakarat yang akan bisa memalakukan kegiatan ini meski pun biasanya belum pernah melakukan kegiatan ini. hanya dengan memberikan sebuah prediksi suatu pertandingan bola dan anda juga melakukan pasang taruhan maka dari anda melakukan pasang taruhan dan juga prediksi yang benar ini lah yang akan bisa menentukan keuntungan yang akan bisa anda dapatkan jika anda melakukan kegiatan ini secara tepat.


Mempunyai kemampuan di dalam melakukan kegiatan memprediksi sebuah pertandingan sepak bola dengan sangat jitu maka anda pun akan bisa memanfaatkannya untuk bisa merauk keuntungan, dengan anda melakukan kegiatan bertaruh atau melakukan bet bola ini bisa membuat anda untung jika berjudi.


Judi Bola Indonesia – Luis Suarez dapatkan sanksi dari pihak FA

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Judi Bola Indonesia – Luis Suarez akhirnya dinyatakan bersalah oleh pihak FA mengenai aksi rasis kepada Patrice Evra.


Patrice Evra melaporkan Luis Suarez atas perlakuan rasis yang dilakukan oleh striker Uruguay tersebut. Hal tersebut terjadi saat Manchester United bertandang ke markas Liverpool. Insiden tersebut baru terpecahkan hari ini, sebelumnya Suarez telah menegaskan bahwa dirinya tidak melakukan hal itu kepada Evra. Akan tetapi, Lord Herman Ouseley selaku ketua kelompok itu menyetujui apa yang menjadi keputusan FA seperti yang dikutip oleh Judi Bola Indonesia.


Menurut Ouseley, pihak FA telah melakukan hal yang cukup mencerminkan sebagai pemimpin sepakbola Inggris dan ketegasan ini pun patut dicontoh oleh pihak lain agar tidak terjadi lagi hal yang tak diinginkan. “Hasil dari penyidikkan FA adalah Suarez selaku menjadi tersangka dikenakkan sanksi dimana dilarang bermain selama 8 pertandingan.  Semoga ini akan menjadi masalah yang terakhir dan tak pernah ada lagi” tutur Ouseley yang dilansir oleh Judi Bola qiu qiu online  Indonesia.


Meskipun dijatuhkan sanksi yang cukup berat, Suarez juga diberikan kesempatan untuk banding mengenai hukumannya itu. Kesempatan tersebut diberikan selama 14 hari dimulai dari keputusan FA. Hukuman tersebut akan diberlakukan apabila pihak Liverpool atau pun Suarez tak mengajukkan banding. Hukuman tersebut dinilai dari segi profesional pemain agar tak dilakukan lagi oleh Suarez kepada pemain lainnya kelak nanti.


Peranan Judi Bola Indonesia Dalam Event Internasional


Merupakan kesempatan emas bagi masyarakat Indonesia saat ini, karena diberikan kesempatan yang sangat langka untuk menyaksikan pertandingan antara LA Galaxy melawan Indonesia Selection. Dan yang lebih membanggakan, pemain bertaraf internasional sekelas David Beckham akan merumput di Gelora Bung Karno.


Kesempatan ini tidak akan pernah di sia-siakan oleh judi bola Indonesia untuk melakukan taruhan besar-besaran yang akan meliputi tebak skor pertandingan, siapa klub yang akan keluar sebagai juara, siapa pemain terbaik dan top skorer. Judi bola Indonesia merupakan agen yang terbilang besar dan kuat, karena mereka telah membuktikan kehebatan mereka lewat ribuan anggota di pelosok tanah air yang telah ikut serta bergabung dan mempertaruhkan keberuntungan mereka lewat agen ini. Oleh karena itu, kehebatan dan ketenaran agen ini tidak dapat diragukan lagi, anda dapat dengan mudah bergabung dengan agen ini, dan setelah anda resmi menjadi anggota.


Akan ada banyak sekali keuntungan yang bisa anda dapatkan seperti ratusan promo gratis setiap harinya, dan tentu saja anda memiliki peluang besar untuk mendapatkan keuntungan berlipat ganda setelah anda melakukan prediksi terhadap pertandingan yang berlangsung, dan saat ini merupakan kesempatan emas bagi anggota judi bola Indonesia untuk memberikan prediksi akurat mereka seputar tebak skor atau klub yang keluar sebagai pemenang. Jika anda beruntung, tidak mustahil bagi anda untuk mengantongi uang jutaan rupiah secepatnya.…

Woods victory cost European bookies £10 million in paid out

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Tiger Woods was not the only one in tears after a stunning victory in the Open at Hoylake.


He left the layers weeping into their beer – no champers this time – as they paid out in the region of £10 million on his second successive victory.


That is a record loss on any Online Betting golf tournament and the writing was on the wall for the bookies from last Thursday evening when the world’s number one sunk that eagle on the 18th to go to five under and only one shot off the lead.


Bookmaker Ladbrokes paid out £50,000 on one each way bet and another £50,000 on another to win bet after giving odds of 6-1 on the golf prodigy.


A spokesperson for Ladbrokes told Gaming Industry News that the victory was a ‘Punters Paradise’, and acknowledged massive turnover on the event. “We gave the top price on Woods and he probably cost us in the region of £3 million. It was the darkest day in our golf history.


“The upside of the tournament though is that golf is firmly back on the punters radar.”


BetDirect were also counting the cost of Woods’ victory as they handed back £425,000 on the basis that if Woods won, they agreed to return all losing singles on everyone else.


PPA membership doubled since the U.S. House of Representatives voted to ban Online Betting


The Poker Players Alliance (PPA), a grassroots organization dedicated to promoting and protecting the game, announced today that membership of the organization has more than doubled since the U.S. House of Representatives voted to ban online poker. Today, the PPA boasts more than 75,000 members coming from every corner of the country.


PPA President Michael Bolcerek attributes this tremendous growth to the recent attempts by Congress to prohibit Internet gambling in the United States. “This large jump in membership shows that American poker players are coming to the defense of a game they love. With the rising threat to the online game, poker players are starting to become politically savvy,” said Bolcerek. “More than 70 million people in the United States enjoy poker. In a day and age where computers dominate our daily lives, we must embrace rather than criminalize advancements in technology that allow us the opportunity to play this long-established pastime on the Internet. The right approach is regulation of online poker, not prohibition of America’s card game.”


Earlier this month, the U. S. House of Representative approved legislation that would block payments from both banks and credit card companies to online gambling sites. The bill, known as the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (H.R. 4111), has the potential to deny access to gaming sites altogether and force Web site operators to become watchdogs for the federal government. While outlawing Internet poker, the bill exempts other forms of online gambling such as horse racing and Internet lotteries.


Legislation similar to H.R. 4111 is …

Horsing about Casino Extra

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Did you hear the one about the woman who hit her husband on the head with a rolling pin?

Suffering from a sudden headache, her husband asked her, ‘What was that all about?’


‘I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it.’ She replied


‘That’s the name of a horse I got a hot tip on.’ He replied


Accepting his explanation she apologizes for whacking him.


A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder.


When he regains consciousness, he asks ‘Why on earth did you do that?’


‘Your horse phoned.’


Casino Extra Cheap in Vegas


A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. ‘Where are you going?’ demands the surprised husband. ‘To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!’ The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. ‘What do you think you are doing?’ she screamed. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1000 a year!’


Addicted to gambling


Buckshot was a compulsive gambler, and would bet on anything and everything; horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games. When Buckshot was down to his last dollar, he went to his best friend and said ‘Roy, I need $1000, we have no food, I owe rent, the kids need jeans for school, and the wife won’t leave the house because we have bad checks at all the stores. Can you help me out?’ So his best buddy gave him $2000 to get him ahead, but on one condition, that he does not use the money for gambling. Buckshot’s reply was ‘Oh, I have money put away for that.’


High stakes Casino Extra


A man walks into a butcher’s shop and inquires of the butcher: ‘Are you a gambling man?’ The butcher says ‘Yes’, so the man said: ‘I bet you L50 that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.’ The butcher says ‘I’m not betting on that.’ ‘But I thought you were a gambling man’ the man retorts. ‘Yes I am’ says the butcher ‘but the steaks are too high.